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cannot be bothered blog

The Cannot Be Bothered Blog!

Because we cannot afford therapy. News, resources and rants about the frustrations of modern life.

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Survival Guides (Hints & Tips)

To help get through work & unwanted socialising, as well as making the most from your lounging.

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Jobs From Hell

Because our suffering should not be in vain – Testimonies from various humiliating workplaces.

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Social Occasion Excuses

Because sometimes ‘I cannot be bothered’ won’t fly. Excuses to get you out, of going out.

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Work Excuses

Because sometimes it all just gets too much. Excuses to get you out of work.

Welcome to Cannot Be Bothered!

As well as delivering excellent resources such as work sickness excuses and how to execute them, excuses for not going out and tips on how to get the most out the much maligned art of lounging through our unique relaxation techniques.

This site is a rallying cry for those of us out there who love to relax and don't feel the need to spend every moment of every day being active, who don't mind just being left with our own thoughts, and most importantly; are tired of having to do things we don't want to.

Please do not hesitate to send us contributions for any part of the site, or even suggestions for new sections, this is set to be a community site.  A place where we can all come to draw from one another's experience and help limit the pain that being made to do things brings about. Or just enjoy one another's social and work horror stories.

Either way, we hope you enjoy Cannot be bothered.

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Welcome to the Machine

No self-indulgent ramblings for this post, I think the pictures speak for themselves.

I recently noticed this area by the childrens’ playground, in my town’s vast park:

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More Train Trauma

Much like the: aisle of fright, this post is one about an encounter which left me dumbfounded at the audacity of my fellow commuter.
I cycle to and from the train station for work, this shaves about 20 minutes from my daily humiliation. One thing that does get to me however, is the fact that the folk at the return station are obsessed with stopping people with bikes from getting on certain trains. (Read More…)

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sainsburysgetit

Sainsburys: Making Real Progress Towards a Brighter Future

My local Sainsburys has a new service: a range of products direct from the meat and fish counters. (Read More…)

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